It came in a plain envelope. No company name. No embarrassing labels.
Inside was a black NeuroFlow™ bracelet with magnetic stones. Looked like something you’d buy at the mall for $10.
This was supposed to fix years of burning, stabbing, and numbness?
But then I read the insert.
The magnets were specifically calibrated to 800 Gauss. The exact same strength used in the Stanford study.
The placement guide showed exactly where to position it. Right over the pulse point that connects to the nerve pathways feeding the legs and feet.
My wife saw me put it on.
“What’s that for?”
“Supposed to help with wrist pain from typing,” I said.
She nodded. We’d both gotten good at polite lies.
The instructions were stupidly simple. Wear it on your wrist. The magnets need skin contact.
That’s it.
No timing. No dietary restrictions. No dangerous side effects.
Oh, and there was a 90-day money-back guarantee card.
“If you don’t see improvement within 30 days, return it for a full refund. Most people see results within 7–14 days.”
I figured I’d probably need it.
Just wear it, they said.
So I did.